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Why Do Balls Have a Stitch Line? 🍒
And other questions from the younger generation.
Why go back to regular school when you can attend an R-rated class taught by Austin comics? In fact, just treat yourself the Austin way and immerse yourself in comedy. Because who doesn't want to laugh constantly?

Tweet of the Week
why do balls have a stitch line
— zander (@zandirts)
6:51 AM • Jan 14, 2023
God had to seal men up somewhere.
Video of the Week
Jubilation, TX is back for Episode 2 from the Lone Star archives. This episode features Austin comics, Dean Stanfield, Kyle Doughty, and Kandace Medina.
Podcast of the Week
Do you want to learn about some shit and laugh your ass off while doing it? Then Off the Phone is for you. Hosted by Darian Irwin, this podcast is an R-rated class about different topics. This week is Zoos. Guests are Austin comics Fuzzy Khilji and Mikey Biggs. Be sure to like the video and subscribe to their channel!
Insider News
Eric Neumann is LIVE this weekend at Vulcan Gas Company for 4 shows on Friday and Saturday, 7:30pm and 10pm. Get your tickets now before it’s too late!
It’s time for the Latinos to invade Austin. I mean, this IS Texas, but you know – Austin somehow became the land of the bros on scooters, so we’re doing our part to keep it diverse. Featuring some of the best in town, these killers are ready to make the jokes that will make your mom blush and maybe get a shoe thrown at the stage. Who knows? But we’re betting on absolute chaos.
Looking for a reason to get dressed up and go out for a night on the town? We’ve got you covered with Dressed to Kill! A night were comedians dress sharper than Frank Sinatra himself. Featuring some of Austin’s best up-and-coming + secret headliner to close out the show. Grab a date, your nicest threads, and getting ready for an evening full of hilarity on 1209 E. 6TH ST at The Studio.
Pure Fun Comedy with Tony Casillas is BACK this Saturday at MIDNIGHT at Vulcan Gas Company. Get your tickets now because these shows sell out!!
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