🎄 Skinny Titty be Litty

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Tweet of the Week

I hate it when that happens. 

Podcast of the Week

Two lady killers of comedy join forces for one of the most epic podcasts known to man. Check it out here:

Insider News

JP Sears has a residency at Vulcan Gas Company for the next three months! Be sure to check out this hilarious comic at least once between December and February.

JP Sears: Live In Austin - January 15th 7:30PM

The ruler of the internet, Mr. JP Sears, is playing a small series of shows in Austin, TX at the legendary Vulcan Gas Company where freedom of speech runs through our veins like red, white, and blue does through JP's.You don't want to miss seeing this legend live and in person. Get your tickets now before you are left out!Doors at 6:30PM | Show starts at 7:30PMWatch JP SearsMore about JPJP Sears is a comedian who tours the country extensively doing stand-up comedy and publishing weekly online videos. His videos have been viewed more than 500 million times.In addition to inspiring laughter in a weird world, JP’s work takes an unapologetic stand for freedom, free speech, and encouraging people to free themselves from fear. JP lives in Texas because of FREEDOM!There he’s set a world record for how much he loves his family. When he’s not making videos or performing on stage, JP spends his time passionately playing all out, scaring himself daily, and choosing to live guided by his own free will.Ticket Info- Tickets are sold individually - Please be advised that this seating can involve shared tables with other guests- You can pick your tickets and the table you will be seated at- Next to each ticket is a layout of the venue and where your tickets will be located- This event is 21 and up, valid ID required- There are no refunds - No heckling or videos during the show, if you can't play nicely you will be asked to leave - No backpacks or other large bags - No animals allowed in venue- There is absolutely NO VIDEO RECORDING whatsoever  - As you enter the venue, you are required to lock your phones and smart watches in Yondr bags until the end of the show - If you don't show up 20 MINUTES after the show time, you will forfeit your tickets- Make sure to have fun and be respectful during the showGrab your tickets  before you are stuck wishing you had. Get them now!

Allison Wojtewecz, Austin comic, has a new weekly show called Litty Titty Tuesday at Creek and the Cave. Litty Titty Tuesdays is a new gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show. Comics will bring their best 7 minute sets to get you laughing. But if they're not cutting it? Random card holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set.  Featuring fun surprises, chances to try your shot against the gong, special guest card holders / co-hosts, and more!  Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty. Get your tickets NOW!

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